Marjorie Taylor Greene

This Kanye West, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Milo Yiannopoulos Story Is The Best Crim Law Issue-Spotter Ever

Stranger than fiction.

Maternity Leave Scandal A Reminder That Lawyers Still Don’t Understand ‘Benefits’

Also, Joe Biden's documents elicit special counsel attention.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Did Not Forget About Dre, But Did Forget About The Copyright Act

Gross misunderstanding of the law? That's nothin' but a Majorie Taylor G thang.

‘Woke’ Wars: Discrimination Takes On A Whole New Meaning For This ’Civil Rights’ Movement

Tl;dr: They want a law that will let them say Westboro Baptist Church slogans on the corporate Twitter and not get fired for it.

Marjorie Taylor Green Will Be On The Ballot. What Would A Vote For Her Represent?

Let's all pretend to be surprised when the pictures of her goose stepping with her palm down surface.

Morning Docket: 06.23.22

* Good Morning! School shootings are so routine that our schools will have panic buttons in them now. Like bank tellers on the job, we kind of just factor in our kids encountering guns as a business expense. [CBS News] * The Cost of Caffeine: NLRA claims Starbucks is illegally trying to stop unionizing. I heard if you order a Venti Justice with two pumps of Equity the company will leave you alone. [CBS News] * Insurance company gets dropped by Allstate and Progressive after pulling some light Juneteenth ignance. Told you it was coming. [NPR] * Marjorie Taylor Greene pulls a South Park caricature after a UK journalist asks her about gun crime. [Huff Post]

Morning Docket: 05.23.22

* Redditor asks if it's okay to show up to their summer gig a different race than what they indicated on their application. Nobody really reads the fine print... right? [Reddit] * Arkansas's governor just signed off on one hell of a "welp, too bad" with this anti-abortion law. [The Guardian] * A change to Tennessee's school zone brings some hope to adults left behind. [Axios] * Biglaw has been quite hush-hush about the Alito leak. No need to capitalize on current events with all these billables I guess. [Law.com] * Totally not a coup supporter Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks the real racism is blaming white supremacy for mass shootings. [Huff Post]

Guess Who Just Got The Greene Light To Go On The Ballot…

It would have been easier to get KBJ on insurrection charges, it seems.

Morning Docket: 04.29.22

* Laws matter: life lost after school neglects to follow anti-bullying protocol. [WBEZ] * The EU's laws will be impacting American free speech, eh? Talk about long-arm statutes. [The Hill] * Oklahoma just passed their version of Texas's Roe sidestep. Over/under for them banning condoms too in two weeks? [CNN] * Marjorie Taylor Greene is maintaining the Shaggy defense for her Section 3 trial. [NBC News] * People are upset that the Texas bill disincentivizing the use of clean energy isn't enough to keep them using fossil fuels. Sorry, not sorry. [NPR]

All’s Fair In Love And Attempts To Overthrow The Rule Of Law

Martial like war time, which is different from the beloved Tekken character.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Trial Has Begun. Time To See The Part Of The 14th That Professors Skip Over.

My pet goldfish had a stronger memory.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Might Not Be Able To Return. Like, Constitutionally.

I'm sure she could have a nice post-career run on Cameo like Giuliani.

Morning Docket: 04.19.22

* Sovereignty denied: The Supreme Court decides to not rule on the Penobscot Nation’s control of their river. [AP] * Hating from outside the club: Judge green lights suit to prevent Marjorie Taylor Greene from holding office again. [Common Dreams] * Harvard Law prof gives legal argument for how a barrel of Russia’s food is worth twenty of Ukraine’s . [MSNBC] * You can’t fire me in a way that matters: Judge rules employee fired for protesting work conditions has to get his job back.  [ABC News]

This Is What Happens When The Pot Calls The Kettle A Pedophile

Kettle used Mirror Force!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Once Implied Ruth Bader Ginsburg Had Been Replaced By A Body Double

We're not living in the same reality as an elected official. Cool, cool.